my mouth tastes like poor choices
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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