Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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