your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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