I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I did not marry a roomba.
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