ya dads aren't the best wingmen
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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