On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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