I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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