Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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