i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
