i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Sorry about my life...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
