I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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