i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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