but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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