Whod you bang
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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