Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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