Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
