My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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