but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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