The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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