do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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