Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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