Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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