toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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