im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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