is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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