My entire life is one complicated drinking game
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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