bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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