you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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