Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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