I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
