Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can text with my tongue
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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