if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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