The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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