and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
What a dumb baby whore.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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