That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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