After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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