Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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