She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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