My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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