Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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