Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so let's talk penis.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
