Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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