Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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