New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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