I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize