me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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