her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I party with great urgency now.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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