he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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