I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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