We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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