party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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