so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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