My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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