If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I see more hoeing in ur future
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