i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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